![]() | ![]() Rawai Muay Thai (Tue 21 Jul)I'm just too knackered for 7am training this morning, so I explore the vicinity, but there's not much here. I'll definitely need a scooter, and I'm lucky to find the perfect bike for me, a semi-automatic with easy gear changes and an electric starter. Good price too. I chat to an English family on holiday here. Their daughters were attacked the previous night by a Thai guy, although thankfully they're both fine. I notice that Dad is very skilled at asking questions about the attacker, and it turns out he's a cop back home, around the Moss Side area of Manchester I used to live in. "I swear officer, it was nothing to do with me." I ask him something I've meant to ask a cop when I see them in this kind of situation. "Do all the rules and paperwork stop you doing you job properly?" His answer is what I expected "Of course they do." So then I go along to the gym. There's a million things to sort out in the office, and the price keeps going up as I find out I need hand tape, shin guards, shorts and gloves. One of the receptionists is a lady boy in the making, no surgery yet, but can't be far off. (S)he keeps saying "no pay, just one kiss". This weirds me out, but the other guys say just get used to it. I'd just planned to book in today, but before I know it, I'm changed, with my hands and feet taped up, standing in a line with two other beginners, and we begin to shadow box. Today isn't too tough a session, but I am seriously unfit! In the evening I go off to find Patong, the busy beach in the area. This feels a bit like Goa, scootering off into the night. As I get near Patong, it starts feeling really like Goa - I see a police roadblock. Even though I have my helmet on, the buggers get me for having no license. They're pretty nice about it really, I just have to go to the "One Stop Shop" at the police station to pay 300 baht. Another guy caught at the same time comes too. When he arrives, the cop behind the desk knows him already. "You again, don't you ever learn?"
Serious Training Begins (Wed 22 Jul)Today I'm up early for training at 7:30. Surprising the beginners group includes a honeymoon couple - they're fitness fanatics and can't stop. Some of the training I'm getting the hang of, but I'm having to unlearn some of the techniques I learnt at Jeet-Kune-Do. For example, a JKD knee you take you whole body weight forward, knee as hard as you can, and do care so much where you land. A Muay Thai knee, you have to keep your balance and guard up. What I'm really struggling with is the kicks - I just don't have the flexibility in my hips. Still, it's great to be training.
Stuck in Beginners (The 23 Jul)
Exploring around Rawai (Fri 24 Jul)
Paddy misses training again, and it's today I realise that there's a fair contingent of non-trainers around the gym. They came with the best intentions, but got a little distracted by the night life, and all the Thai girls. Understandable I guess, but if you're not going to train, there are much better places in Thailand than Phuket.
Planning on making morning training, I leave early. I'm nicely asleep when around 5am there's urgent knocking at my door. It's Luke, fresh out of a scrap with some English lads, looking for back-up. Part out of sensibility, and part of out of cowardice, I decline. The scrap makes for a load of discussion the next day. The other guys sound like typical English wankers. Why is it always the English? There were plenty of people from the gym around at the time, but most didn't step in, so the three who did took a beating. Releasing Steam in Patong (Sat 25 Jul)After missing morning training (again), I finally get my reply from the meditation course. It's full unfortunately. A shame as I'd really wanted to do this - it's my second failed application. Not only that, I'd put back my flight to Australia to fit it in. I have a great afternoon session with Ott, at last I'm really feeling some progress. On the back of this I decide to stay a second week at the gym.
Getting out of the taxi the first thing we notice is a cop wearing a maple leaf on his uniform. It turns out these guys are formed coppers in England and Canada, who now live in Thailand are work for the Thai police, helping with communication when tourists have problems. They tell us about the tsunami, turns out it wasn't as devastating here as I'd thought. The area was already well developed, with primarily concrete buildings, so although buildings were gutted, there was little structural damage. And the early morning timing was about the best they could hope for, to minimise casualties.
Fun Day Off (Sun 26 Jul)
After this, I head up to Karon, the next beach up from Kata. I find two lads from the gym on the way, Luke and Andy, and off we go. We have a quiet drink in a Reggae bar, at my request, then we go off to do their thing. This involves sitting in bars full of Thai bar girls. I'm most disapproving of this kind of thing, but I sit with them anyway. And when we ride back, I've nearly got the hang of the roads, but I manage to make a 5km detour at the last turning. Into the Main Class (Mon 27 Jul)
When I return to the room, our mysterious third roommate has appeared, a Dutch guy called Tom. He's just back from some time on Koh Pi Pi. Afternoon training is my first with the main group, and it's getting tougher. First there's five rounds with the punch bag. This is timed exactly the same as a fight, plus you have to do ten press-ups in the break. Then it's five rounds doing pads with an instructor. After this it's technique work; Monday is "the clinch", kind of stand-up grappling. You finish with 150 kicks, 150 knees, 150 sit-ups, and a good lot of stretching. Easy, huh? In the evening, I have a meeting to attend. For some time I've been working on open-source software to help build interactive websites. My eventual plan is to start my own company, based on this technology. This was an Internet meeting to discuss the project, and I was really pleased by the number of people who turned up. I was a little disappointed we seemed to spend a lot of time discussing a small number of issues, and we didn't get many firm commitments. But all told, despite the overheads of running a team, it's far preferable to working alone. Fight Night (Tue 28 Jul)
At dinner, some of the girls talk about life as a serious Thai Boxer. Thailand is still quite sexist in some areas, for instance, when girls enter the ring, they must go under the lowest rope. When a man enters to fight, he'll always go over the top rope. A girl from Hong Kong mentions fighting in an event for the Queen's birthday. Not only did she have to fight, she was judged for "Miss Muay Thai". For this, she had to have a talent (she just learnt a few Thai phrases, like "I love Thailand") and had to answer a question from the judge. I get the impression she found this a bit degrading.
Training gets Tough (Wed 29 Jul)
Come evening I first starting helping Diana with the My own computer had suddenly started running slowly, for no apparent reason. When I've encountered this before I've not known how to fix this, short of reinstalling Windows, which is painful to say the least. After some google searching I discovered the reason, and a fix.
Building the Gym's Website (Thu 30 Jul)With a hangover and little sleep, morning training is out of the question. I spend a good part of the day with Diana, working on the website. We figure out Dreamweaver templates, so she can update the side bar once, and have it applied to the whole site. She's really appreciative and takes me for a lovely lunch. It's a locals' restaurant, where I'd not usually stop, but she knows exactly what to order and the spread is delicious. Over lunch she tells me her story. Six years ago, somewhat like me now, she felt the urge to travel. And through circumstance she found herself getting on a boat tour on Phuket, where one of the guides introduced himself as Tuk. Before the year was up, they were married and had bought a small gym. Six years on, new students have kept coming, the gym's been expanded, accommodation added, and it's considered one of the best in the area, sending many fighters to win in Patong stadium. Not only this, Tuk became world champion, and to top it off they now have two adorable children. I get ready for afternoon training, warm up and stretch. But I can't do it, even the first round on the punch bag is killing me, so I jack it in. This steadily increasing toll on my body is troubling me. I remember some years ago being at a seminar with Finding Phuket Town (Fri 31 Jul)Oh dear, I miss morning training again! This is a bit shameful. But at least I finally get a lie in, I've not had such a good night's sleep for ages. I head to Patong town during the day, which isn't the most inspiring place. The main job is to figure out transport to Koh Phangan. It seems so close on the map, but will take all day to get there. I also buy a beard trimmer, it's time I had my own, I need to trim weekly to keep it neat. On the way back I get badly lost, and just as I've found my way back to Rawai, the cops get me again!
More Web Designing (Sat 1 Aug)I spend the morning helping Diana out some more. First is the link checker, and with a bit of fiddling we get almost all the links fixed. Then it's moving the old font tags to CSS. She's a great student, and although I go too fast sometimes, she really understands what's going on. In particular, the benefits of CSS giving the site a consistent look, that can easily be modified across the whole site. We work too on making the site flow nicely for different monitor sizes, rather than using fixed widths as Dreamweaver tends to do. I try running an HTML validator on the site; first run gives over 2000 errors on a single page. Oh my! This does lead me to wonder, how important is to have a fully valid site? My own is 100% valid HTML, but I'm a serious web professional, and still only achieved that in the past couple of months. If the site renders properly on the most common browsers, that's probably good enough. Afternoon training involves more traditional Muay Thai. Of course, That's after the standard five rounds on the bags and pads. This is interesting, seems very vicious, like it would suit a Glasgow street fight. Moves like catching a kick then smashing the knee cap with an elbow. As I understand it, the moves are still legal, but rarely used in ring fights these days. I'm reminded of something Greg said back in the Jeet-Kune-Do classes in Manchester. "There's no such thing as advanced martial arts. Advanced is just the basics done well." It's the last night off I'll have here, Sunday being the rest day. We all head down to Freedom and it's a good laugh. As this place dies down we move on to Laguna, a night club. This is not my scene at all, cheesy club full of Thai hookers. I don't stick it out long. The Big Buddha (Sun 2 Aug)
Another Fight Night (Mon 3 Aug)
Last Day Training (Tue 4 Aug)
Journey to Koh Phangan (Wed 5 Aug)First thing I know is Diana waking me up saying the taxi is here. Ugh, it's going to be a very groggy morning! The journey is smooth enough in the end. I remember sitting next to a Scottish girl, Lindsay, a permanent worrier. This is after eight months travelling, god only knows what she was like before. The boat is early in fact, and before long I walking the streets of Haad Rin again. I'm struck by how busy the place is, much more crowded than in May, I guess due to the summer holidays in Europe and America. I get a bit lost, and hot and bothered carrying my big bag, but eventually I find my bearings and Baz is still in his usual haunt. Great to see a familiar face. Finding a room is no easy task, I must have tried ten places before I got one, think I was lucky to get that. Tonight's clearly a night to party, music is pumping from everywhere, but I need to pass out and save myself for the big one tomorrow. Full Moon Party (Thu 6 Aug)I spend the day on the beach and it's packed. I'm feeling a bit quiet though, don't really talk to anyone. It actually seems harder when so many people are around. I'm loving my book though - "Fist of God" by Frederick Forsythe, an amazing tale of the first Gulf War. He's got multiple levels of deception between friends and foe, a gripping writing style, and well researched information about the military and political background. One of the best books I've ever read. The party itself was much more crowded than the May one, I realise now that May is one of the quietest months. A friend from Bangkok, Emma, was also here. We arranged a meeting place and she said, "you'll find me easily enough, just look for a rainbow dress." After running after two other girls in rainbow dresses, I realised this wasn't going to be so easy! In the end, I didn't have the best party night. I remember hanging with some Italian girls and some Australian lads, but I wasn't feeling so into it. And the next day is a complete haze, I take a couple of sleeping pills and am dead to the world for a while. Pool Party (Sat 8 Aug)I spend a quiet day, writing a lot of emails to people, this is just what I needed. I set my Facebook status to "I've lost my mojo" which is exactly how I'd felt at the Full Moon party. With a few words of encouragement from friends across the world, I have a look through my favourite photos of the last nine months, and this reminds me how much fun I have had so far. Ok, it's off to the pool party with a brand new mindset! I just have to make sure to catch the taxi at 6am so I can get to Kuala Lumpur.
Journey to Kuala Lumpur (Sun 9 Aug)I must have slept through the taxi and boat as the next thing I remember is arriving at Donsak pier. And here my friend Emma finally appears! We can only catch up for a few minutes though, as the buses are leaving. I ask around, and everyone denies knowledge of the trip to Kuala Lumpur. This is feeling reminiscent of my last time of this pier, also after staying up all night drinking. And yet again I end up having to pay for a taxi, apparently by bus was there. That costs enough, and the damn travel agent rips me off changing my money to Malaysian Ringgit. Badly rips me off, probably the worst scam all trip. She does get me on a minibus to the border though, and when I get there, the bus to KL is waiting. The border is the most organised land border I've seen, a far cry from the chaos between Thailand and Laos. And the bus is smooth enough, come 4am we're dropped off in central KL. By luck the hostel I'd wanted is just a short walk away, but it's full. And the next place. And the one after. By the fourth place I ask if I can just sleep in reception, and they let me. And half an hour later he tells me a dorm room is now available - I'm delighted! KL Tower (Mon 10 Aug)I start the day exploring the local area, I'm just near Chinatown and the central market. I find the nearby metro stations and wander a little further for no particular reason. KL is quite similar to Bangkok. I'd expected it to be more developed, and it probably does have a few more skyscrapers than Bangkok. But it's dirtier, not got the same pleasantness that I've always felt in Bangkok. On my way a local guy approaches me, Tan. I'm a little suspicious at first, but he gains my trust and we agree to meet later.
The night ends up in a funny way. There's a couple of lads from the hostel sat on the steps outside, Barry and Sandy. We end up sitting there half the night, drinking beer from the supermarket, chatting about life, politics, travelling and everything. We really shouldn't have stayed up so late, but hey, good company makes you do this. Batu Caves (Tue 11 Aug)
Quiet Day in KL (Wed 12 Aug)When I wake up it's light - I'd slept right through my alarm. I'm kicking myself as I've missed the chance to go up Petronas towers, and that's something I'd really wanted to do. Oh well. It ends up being a quiet day, chatting to a few people around the hostel, wandering around the nearby Chinatown. Come evening, it's time for the train to Singapore. The central station in KL is unbelievably plush, puts any new station in England to shame. The sleeper is comfy enough, but for some reason I don't sleep too well. The border is interesting, the first time I've ever crossed a border on a train. For leaving Malaysia, the immigration people come on the train and give a little squiggle by the entry stamp to show we've left. Entering Singapore is much more tightly controlled. The train stops at what appears to be a purpose-built entry station. Everyone leaves the train, with all luggage. We queue up like immigration at an airport, and they are a bit stricter here that other countries. For example, they require a precise address I'm staying at, and fortunately I have pre-booked a hostel. After a wait, while presumably the train is thoroughly searched, we're all allowed back on and it's another hour or so until the terminus. |